Joke of the Day!

My roommate used green apple scented detergent to wash her apples!!!

We have 2 different kinds of detergent beside the kitchen sink. One with a picture of a green apple and another showing a picture of oranges. And so.... she thought the formal is to wash apples and the later is to wash oranges.
Hmmm...... I wonder why she didnt wonder where are other detergents for other fruits and veggies.

Speaking in riddles...

Which is heavier? A pack of lies or a pack of truths. Which one needs the most strength to carry around? I have no idea... Time will tell....